Having worked with SWAG for so long, who is your favorite Taiwanese actress?
I think Wu Mengmeng is pretty good. Her videos show she's a serious person who treats filmmaking as a career. If everyone could reach her level, then we could prepare to conquer the Japanese market. Wawa is also amazing; having been a model, she has big breasts, a perky butt, and long legs. No wonder she's always being tackled and moaning by the male actors in her videos!
But this time, Xiaoyuan (SWAG account @ladyyuan) is my true love!
So beautiful, so incredibly beautiful!
Don't believe me? Check out this "most outrageous Taiwanese-Chinese dialogue: seducing a plumber for the second time // full face and nipples shown throughout":
This is a somewhat "bizarre" work: it's not that the plot is problematic; a girl with burgeoning desires seducing a plumber for pleasure is as normal as me, a scholar wearing gold-rimmed glasses. The problem is that this plumber, who comes to fix the plumbing and dry line, only speaks Taiwanese, so Xiaoyuan can only argue with him in broken Taiwanese in this work.
That's what makes it interesting!
Honestly, Xiaoyuan's Taiwanese is really "broken," and this work starts with a lot of dialogue. Listening to her recite her lines while simultaneously translating them into Taiwanese is quite theatrically funny. But as the saying goes, cuteness is justice. I've never been interested in dialogue between male and female actors, but I watched the whole thing in this video:
Because Xiaoyuan is so beautiful, just like my favorite anchor -1+ (Jian Yijia)!
I'm so obsessed with her, I took tons of screenshots just of the dialogue. And after the lightbulb was fixed, Xiaoyuan proactively asked to "pay with her body like last time," and then actively grabbed the other person's hand to rub her breasts!
Damn!
As a normal man, this is absolutely unacceptable. This plumber, whose name I don't know if it was also Ah Xian, pulled down his pants, revealing his 30-centimeter penis, and made Xiaoyuan put on a condom to start oral sex. Then, little by little, it "grew" up.
"Wow, you like her figure?" At some point, Xiaoyuan had stripped down to her underwear. Her figure was truly amazing. Although some might think her round E-cup breasts were enhanced, her fair skin, hairless lower body, and long, straight, slender legs were still irresistible. No way! So, without further ado, the plumber immediately got to work!
Although her insistence on speaking Taiwanese was a bit jarring, cuteness is justice, and seeing Xiaoyuan's ecstatic expression made me forgive her completely. Not to mention, after watching this film, I immediately bought her other feature film, "Big Nude Recreation Game! Loser Takes Off a Piece! Loser Gets Stripped Naked and Fucked Until Begging for Mercy ~ So Good! Don't Stop!" I'm even considering testing if she's really "converting" as she claims in her self-introduction. If I do, hehehehe...
Do you like her as much as I do? Let's go watch her videos on SWAG!
