Patrick Star has a friend who absolutely loves jogging. Even on Valentine's Day, he ran before going out for his romantic dinner. We all call him a jogging fanatic. He needs to run at least 5 to 10 kilometers every day to feel satisfied. Keep in mind, someone like Patrick Star, a couch potato, probably doesn't even walk 10 kilometers a year! I've never really understood this inexplicable behavior, wondering what's so fun about jogging. Finally, one day I couldn't hold back anymore and told my jogging fanatic friend my question.
"Because girls who jog are really tight." Then my perverted friend started sharing his story, the content of which was filthy and meaningless, while also mentioning amateur AV actress "Uniform Girlfriend No.31 Mai-chan". "300NTK-149" has 87% likeness, let's assume our friend is the male actor~
On a boring afternoon while jogging, I happened to meet a girl jogging on the track wearing a gym uniform and super short hot pants. I don't know what possessed me, but I just went and started chatting her up. As they say, jogging releases endorphins, making you feel good... My mind started to wander...
Luckily, the other person was in the same situation, so she didn't immediately call the police. Instead, she started chatting with us. We learned that she was a sprinter, not a long-distance runner, so training was particularly difficult for her. Therefore, being able to chat while running was perfect. And so, the two of them ran and ended up in bed.
"The moment I started thrusting, it was like seeing my life flash before my eyes." Apparently, as a professional runner, to maximize his lower body strength, he has to do core muscle training every day, doing squats almost as many as the gym owner. With such relentless training, even the muscles in that area become so tight they seem ready to snap shut at any moment. No wonder my friend saw his life flashing before his eyes during penetration; after all, doing piston-like movements within those seemingly breathing flesh walls must be incredibly pleasurable, not to mention the constant worry of it snapping!
The above is my friend's jogging perverted encounter and the plot of "Uniform Girlfriend No. 31 Mai-chan 300NTK-149" (I'll say it again, it's super satisfying to rack up word count). After reading this, are you all ready to go for a jog? If you have any of these thoughts, I advise you not to, because due to your weight, jogging can be very damaging to your knees…
